Poop Jokes aren’t my favorite kind of jokes but they’re a solid #2!
October marks six years I have been employed with Johnny Blue. When I started, I was forewarned by many other employees about all the potty jokes I would hear from friends and family. At the time I thought nothing of it, probably an exaggeration. Boy was I wrong. In the past 5 1/2 years, I think I have heard every bathroom, poop and potty joke ever told. Not to mention the countless toys, gadgets, games and even candy that that has been gifted to me. In this business, there is always something to make you laugh.
Poop Novelties
Most of the poop novelties I receive, migrate to my office. My grandson painted a poop emoji bank for me to put in my office. My daughter in law gave me a Poo Doo Flying Poo sling shot. (If it were a bit bigger, I could probably poop shoot my boss as she was walking out of her office, from the comfort of my desk.) My favorite is a blue raspberry toilet plunger lollipop that is meant to be dipped in the plastic toilet it came with, to coat the plunger in flavored sugar. I can just see me now, sitting at my desk, sucking a toilet plunger, when all the sudden a customer comes in to make a payment. The only item I left at home was Flushin’ Frenzy, a game that take real skill. You need to plunge the toilet to get the poop to pop up. Poop… there it is!
Jokes, Jokes & More Jokes!
What do flies politely say to the other? Is this stool taken?
Where do cavemen poop? In a Neander-stall.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke out, I’m about to fart!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
What did the poop say to the fart? You blow me away.
I like toilets for two reasons. Number one and number two.
What is a vegetarian suffering from diarrhea called? A salad shooter.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn’t budget.
Today I learned that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
Why were there candles on a toilet seat? Because there was a surprise birthday potty.
If you’re an American in the sitting room, what are you in the bathroom? Euro-pee-an.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to another? I’m feeling really wiped.
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
And, lastly my all-time favorites:
Why does Piglet always smell bad? Because he plays with Pooh and why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? To look for Pooh!
Do you have a favorite poop joke? Maybe one you think I have never heard? Want to share it with me? Email me at jward@johnnyblueinc.com
